Lately we have noticed a wierd lady that walks around the school looking in trash cans. She started out looking in the smaller ones then she discovered the MOTHER OF ALL GARBAGE CANS.
The dumpster where all of our school waste goes which also happens to be by where we ride. This woman has been spotted several times around the school until the other day when we caught her in the act.
Yes digging in the trash can to make a living which actually shows what america is coming to non english speaking people who dig in trash cans to make money. If you have seen this lady do not hesitate to take incriminating pictures or to bother her because she doesnt understand a damn thing your saying and she cant tell anyone what your doing.
The other day i was chillin in the back wit kurtis and mike when here comes the garbage lady with her little basket she stole from Albertsons. So i pop open the lid on the huge can and tell kurtis to whistle when she comes by. If you cant guess wut im gonna do u will soon. So i hid in the can with garbage all over and listening for the rattling basket to get closer and a whistle. a few seconds later i hear Kurt making some kind of fart noise over and over i guess he cant whistle so i jumped out right in front of her and went BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH at the top of my lungs in a deep ass voice and omg the look on her face was well worth the price of sitting in a garbage can. SHE ALMOST SHIT IN HER PANTS!!! i jumped out of the can and ran around BAM MARGERA style still yellin BAAAHHHHH as loud as i could and she just went back to work drying out her pants from fear and collecting her cans. After she got in the can i snuck behind her and did it again she said OY YA UH U SO FUNNY and she jumped a mile damn good times people if onlyi had my camera.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN!?!
OBSERVING THE AREA GOING IN FOR THE KILL RACOON STYLE SHES STARTIN TO LOOK LIKE ONE